1) Being connected 2) Currently listening to Muzak 3) Dreaded phone status 4) Enjoying Muzak, often 5) Having to wait 6) Hearing music on the phone 7) In layaway 8) In phone limbo 9) In telephone hell 10) In telephone limbo 11) Indefinitely suspended 12) Left pending 13) Like many a phone caller 14) Listening to bad music